ok just so we’re clear

if Tauriel dies in the next Hobbit movie then I am going to breed my own Uruk-Hai army to destroy the world of men

We should start with the director and work our way across the world of men from there


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i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”


Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English

I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)

Whovian: *watches Listen*
Whovian: *gets goosebumps*
Whovian: *heart beat increases*
Whovian: *breathing becomes labored*
Whovian: *shakes with fright*
Whovian: *continues watching Listen*


"E-books aren’t *real* books"
“TV is dumb”
“Kim Kardashian is a slut who got lucky”
“I hate all races equally”
“Ugh. PC users.”
“I love Richard Dawkins”
“You’re too hostile. Calm down. PMS?”
“Cops are only doing their job”
“Rap isn’t music. Listen to classical music more”
“America is the land of equality and opportunity”
“TheAmazingAtheist has some good points”


when a friend asks u about something that youre obsessed with